apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(Source: jagroar, via guy)

themountainlaurel:

Berry Tartlettes • Kraut Kopf

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

(via guy)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via hotboyproblems)

arya-stark:

randomfungus:

arya-stark:

Don’t be such a -

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Crotchhead?

:) its a cowell head 

:) lololol the more you know

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(Source: trust, via hotboyproblems)

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

(via guy)

kimkhollywoodposts:

"I’m so fancy, you already know. I’m an A-List celeb from LA to Tokyo"