trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

(via energy-of-nothing)

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
katvondunlimited:

Introducing: COVEN, POE, SLAYER BLACK! (one of the new shades from my Studded Kiss Collection at @Sephora) #outNOW #makeuptalk [July 16th, 2014]
xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

(via energy-of-nothing)

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett, via energy-of-nothing)

c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.